Welcome to InterNoobs! My name's Becky, and I'm looking forward to taking you through the awesomeness of the online world. Before we get started, there are a few forum rules.
There Are No Dumb Questions: Seriously. None. Don't be afraid of asking something, no matter how silly it may seem. Trust me, somebody else has had the same problem before. You are not alone, dear noob.
Be Specific: If you're posting to ask a question or request an article (and I highly encourage you to do so), please be as thorough as possible in describing what the issue is. It's no problem if you don't know the technical term for something. Just do your best to tell us what's up.
Be Nice: Everybody was a noob at some point. Even you, O Fancy Expert Pants, had to learn how to send an email in the days of yore. Anybody being snobby will get the admin hammer.
Have Fun: Computers are cool. The internet is cool. My hope is that this site will get you to be as curious and excited about these things as I am. Even if you're ready to throw your computer out the window, just take a deep breath. It's okay. You're amongst friendly folks.
Right then. Let's get our geek on!